I was sitting at dinner with the family tonight, Super Bowl Sunday, explaining how I'd heard the coin toss at the opening of the game on the radio. My daughter, who's not into sports at all, looked confused and asked, "How can they tell which side is which?". I began to explain that they use a special coin at the Super Bowl and one side is heads and the other is tails......
She looked suddenly relieved and said, "OH! I thought you said CORN TOSS!"