Oh my goodness.
How the...?
What the...?
I can only say this:
I wear different colored socks to work sometimes. If someone says that my socks dont match I say "Yes they do. They match to me because I dont go by color; I go by thickness." True story.
...and how did we get on a Pauls Socks Discussion? I need to rethink my stance on wanting 2 of 3 back again!